mousyhubby will probably retort with the time-immemorial
gags:
Q: why do men die before their womenfolk?
A: because they want to..
Q: why do men die before their wives?
A: to get a few years of peace and quiet before their wives join
them
.. said the man to the other dude beside him after he
passed on
A: say.. Heaven's pretty good.. it's nice and quiet here away
from the wife
B: man.. what are you talking about? this is Hell!

*ahem* you sure this post is not going to come back to haunt
you?